1. Hugging the toilet?
  2. He will have something better than that
  3. I'm guessing they were looking for "residue" on the behind/undies. The whole thing is so disgusting.
  4. Good luck with that. It's elementary school during flu and antibiotic season. I bet there's residue on a whole lotta butts.
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  5. what they should have done is employ one of the kids as a stool pigeon, problem solved

    preferably a kid that won't take shit from anyone

    nevertheless, that is one gem of a story

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  6. Atta kid
  7. They could test the DNA. Or even better, get a butt sniffing dog.
  8. Got to be a dude on the left. Butt-floss thongs on a kids dropping trou thread. I wonder how many of those showed up in the gym.