Scotty Long drinking that Texas Kool Aid

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What will the final score be Saturday?

Poll closed Sep 8, 2019.
  1. A) Texas (Corso pick) will upset LSU and shock America

    2 vote(s)
    12.5%
  2. B) Texas will cover the spread but LSU nips them

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  3. C) LSU wins by 7-14 points

    12 vote(s)
    75.0%
  4. D) LSU wins by 17-25 points (Oeaux the merciful)

    1 vote(s)
    6.3%
  5. E) Ramah was right Oeaux put the pine to Herman and hung 50+ on their Yellow Rose

    1 vote(s)
    6.3%
  1. RamahRising

    RamahRising Jedi Prophet

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    Posted his recap of Oeax’s coaches show at TJs last night ...

    LSU Off vs Texas D ... Advantage LSU

    Texas Off vs LSU D ... He called a PUSH

    Said he was doing Intangibles & Special Teams & score prediction for tomorrow...

    Well I read all that nonsense and was looking for my communication device to say BEAM ME UP SCOTTY! No sign of intell ...

    Poor Scotty, terrified of the longhorns and posting this tripe not fit for crawfishing ...

    LSU DEE will set themselves apart from the rest on Saturday. Texas will NOT have any consistency in their drives or ability to score.

    Scotty Long, you posted your nonsense NOT COVERING the GSU spread score last week showing LSU by 20 or whatever so make it 2 for 2 this week and post some low score where LSU nips the Steers ...

    We’ll be laughing at you again this week.

    LSU Dee VS TEXAS Off : Huge Adv LSU
    LSU Off VS Texas Dee (DBU lol): Ditto
    INTANGIBLES: Heat could cause some problems at 100+ at kickoff but Oeaux addressed that last night and practices were on the Artificial surface in the 90’s ... likely with higher humidity than Texas ...

    You want a push ... Home field advantage

    Special Teams: Puhhhhhhhhhlease LSU+

    Ramah hung on a score as he don’t know the extent of Oeaux Mercy ...

    If I’m Oeaux ... I’m on the phone with Woodward and the President after my boys have taken UT to da woodshed 38+ to 10 and asking them if they’d like me to stomp em and geaux for a #4 ranking today or sheaux mercy ... What would you like me to deaux with an ARSENAL AT MY DISPOSAL

    Likely Oeaux gets a sweet contract extension out of the deal ...
    Base compensation
    • 2017 guaranteed pay: $3,500,000
    • Total contract pay: $17,500,000
    • Contract length: 5 years
    • Start date: 11/28/2016
    • Expires: 12/31/2021
    Incentives
    • National title bonus: $500,000
    NEW CONTRACT (AFTER BEATING SABAN and Winning SEC in 2019
    • 2022 guaranteed pay: $7,000,000
    • Total contract pay: $35,000,000
    • Contract length: 5 years
    • Start date: 1/01/2022
    • Expires: 12/31/2026
    Incentives
    • National title bonus: $1,000,000
    Oeaux Haters gotta get with the Program
     
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  2. mancha

    mancha Alabama morghulis

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    Does Corso even know who he picks anymore?

    LSU 28 Texas 17.
     
  3. shane0911

    shane0911 Helping lost idiots find their village

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    Someone needs to research his predictions on us for/against
     
  4. RamahRising

    RamahRising Jedi Prophet

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  5. KyleK

    KyleK Who, me? Staff Member

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    Thanks Ramah. Fantastic article.
     
  6. RamahRising

    RamahRising Jedi Prophet

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    Scotty Long came on this site and saw 66% chose LSU by 7-14 and predicted

    LSU 34
    Texas 27

    Scott Long you ain’t even close ...

    LSU 52 Texas 10-17 ...
    Oeaux don’t hit brakes
    LSU 38 Texas 17 Oeaux ...
    Oeaux hits the brakes
     
  7. MikeInLa

    MikeInLa Founding Member

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    Enjoying reading your posts; displaying a lot of confidence in our Tigers this year. I like it. Saturday should be fun... got the grill ready too (for some backyard tailgating) :D
     
  8. islstl

    islstl Playoff committee is a group of great football men Staff Member

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    Regarding humidity, I have my weather app assigned to Austin where I live and Lafayette where I'm from and visit from time to time.

    It's always about double the humidity in Louisiana vs Austin.
     
  9. Bengal B

    Bengal B Founding Member

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    Every time I have been to Austin there has been a constant dry wind.
     
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