https://www.crosman.com/airguns/benjamin-airguns/benjamin-discovery-178 Wrapped in bacon and placed on the pit aint so bad
It's wrong for me to kill things,.. you'd have to tempt me with rice stuffing before I'd eat any. I don't much care for bacon,.. a girl covered in bacon doesn't do it for me would this be considered a derail ?
technically all real bacon is "cooked" siince it is cured. you need to quit eating that cheap shit and find a good butcher
I spend way too much time, rescuing spiders from the shower. If I met the Buddha the first thing I'd ask,.. "while you meditated, how did you deal with the effing mosquitoes?"
Buddha lived in the foothills of the Himalayas, they had bugs,.. he was a Jainist for a while, an 'ancient' spiritual group that believed in extreme deprivation as a path to enlightenment. They would starve themselves to near death, enter caves and go into meditative trances that would last for months,.. there are stories about finding them still in trances with half their legs eaten away by ants. Buddha escaped this live of extremism with the realization,.. "One should always choose the middle path"
I always followed the teachings of the Cajun Jainist Buddheaux "One should always choose the middle path with a spray can of Off"
