For some reason I don't think you are kidding. What is up with these nuts? I guess Pineville really is the koo koo's nest
http://movingformarijuana.com/medical-marijuana-is-now-legal-in-all-50-states/ The prohibition is almost over.
Did you know that LSU was originally in Pineville? We have 5 cemeteries and 4 looney bins and that's just Pineville, not Alexandria. That's why whenever you run into a Louisianian in another state and you say you're from Pineville, they ask if you're crazy or if everyone here is crazy. But it's quiet, it's small, centrally located, lots of good lakes within an hour in all directions, and I know a lot of people so when my daughter gets to be a teen, she ain't getting away with shit.