RODRIGUEZ IS STAYING IN WEST VIRGINIA!

Awesome! Bama will now go deep on the "C" list. Wonder what Mike Dubois is up to? DiNardo, anyone? Danny Ford? How about a Bowden at Bama....Terry?
Oh, how the mighty have fallen.

 

'Round the Bowl

Down the Hole

Arrolle Marea Arrolle

 

SCHADENFREUDE!!

 

Only an LSU fan. :lol:

 

is any one going to take that job.... is saban still in the mix???:tigerhead

 

Whoever does will be the 5th coach since '96, when Gene Stallings led the Tide to a national championship, all the while coming under fire for not beating teams more convincingly! Who would want the job? If a NC and undefeated record aren't good enough, then why would anyone want the job?!

 

This guy has interest as long as the school is willing to relocate to south Florida...

 

you forgot one of bears boys... curly hallman

 

Bama Rehires The Bear...

Tuscaloosa, AL -- The University of Alabama announced today it was rehiring legendary football coach Paul "Bear" Bryant to replace Mike Shula who was fired. The move sent shockwaves through the college football world since Bryant has been dead for over 23 years.

"Even from the grave, we believe Bear couldn't do any worse than the 6-6 record Shula delivered this season," said Alabama athletic director Mal Moore. "Plus, everybody we hire here is going to be compared to him anyway so we figured, why not just get the real deal?"

As word spread across Tuscaloosa that Bryant was coming back, spontaneous celebrations broke out on the campus where Bryant coached for 25 years.

"Wooooo hoooooo!" shouted Ned Bunderson from his pick up truck as he drove past Bryant-Denny Stadium. "It's like he never left anyway, we talk so much about him around here. So this kicks ass."

When asked if he thought recruiting and actually coaching on game days might be a problem due to the fact Bryant was still technically deceased, Bunderson and the three O'Shaunessy brothers in the back of his truck became enraged and threatened to, quote, "Kick the crap" out of our MZone correspondent "for talkin' ****", thus ending the interview.

School officials plan to place a houndstooth hat on the sidelines during the games and have one of the 6,000 Bear look-alikes who show up each football Saturday do all halftime interviews and post-game press conferences. While details are still being worked out, Bryant's salary is expected to be $1.1 million per year plus incentives.

 

does she look like charro?