RIP Paul Johnson

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  1. ramah

    ramah Founding Member

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    Time to Rock N' Roll and get stinko celebrating

    http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tm..._ea/saudi_kidnapped_american&cid=540&ncid=716

    In 2004 we took a little trip
    along with Colonel Ramah down a dirty dessert strip.
    We took a little boudin and we took a little beans
    And we caught Al-Qaeda fighters in place selling Gasolines.

    We fired our guns and Al-Qaeda kept a'comin.
    There wasn't nigh as many as there was a while ago.
    We fired once more and they began to runnin'
    on down the dessert strip toward the town of Jericho.

    We looked down the driveway and we seen Al-Qaeda come.
    There must have been a hundred pulling out their guns.
    They stepped so high and they made the bugles ring.
    We stood by our Jeep 4-Wheel drives & didn't say a thing.

    We fired our guns and Al-Qaeda kept a'comin.
    There wasn't nigh as many as there was a while ago.
    We fired once more and they began to runnin'
    on down the dessert strip toward the town of Jericho.

    Old Ramah said we could take 'em by surprise
    If we didn't fire our muskets til we looked 'em in their beady eyes
    We held our fire til we seen their faces well.
    then we opened up with squirrel guns and really gave 'em..well.

    We fired our guns and Al-Qaeda kept a'comin.
    There wasn't nigh as many as there was a while ago.
    We fired once more and they began to runnin'
    on down the dessert strip toward the town of Jericho.

    Yeah, they ran through the cactus and they ran through the brambles
    And they ran through the bushes where a rabbit couldn't go.
    They ran so fast that our hounds couldn't catch 'em
    on down the dessert strip toward the town of Jericho.

    We fired our cannon til the barrel melted down.
    So we grabbed a two-hump camel and we fought another round.
    We filled his head with cannon balls and powdered his behind
    and when we touched the powder off, the camel lost his mind.

    We fired our guns and Al-Qaeda kept a'comin.
    There wasn't nigh as many as there was a while ago.
    We fired once more and they began to runnin'
    on down the dessert strip toward the town of Jericho.

    Yeah, they ran through the cactus and they ran through the brambles
    And they ran through the bushes where a rabbit couldn't go.
    They ran so fast that our hounds couldn't catch 'em
    on down the dessert strip toward the town of Jericho.

    Hup 2, 3, 4.

    Sound off 3, 4.... Hup 2, 3, 4 ... ******* are dead ... that's for sure

    Sound off 3, 4.... Hup 2, 3, 4 ... ******* are dead ... that's for sure

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