Republican Party is Pro AK-47

Discussion in 'Free Speech Alley' started by CottonBowl'66, Mar 3, 2004.

  1. captainpodnuh

    captainpodnuh Baseball at da Box

    I was really hoping to submit my application to the federal gov't so that I could have an extensive background check performed and get a fedeally issued license to possess a fully automatic weapon. That way, I can be certified by the feds that I am not a wacko, hate-monger, or potential mass-murderer. ;)
     
  2. CottonBowl'66

    CottonBowl'66 Founding Member


    captain, I assumed you were already "certified."
     
  3. captainpodnuh

    captainpodnuh Baseball at da Box

    Well, we all know how powerful a piece of paper from the US Gov't can be. :D

    To pose a serious question to you. In your opinion, what percentage of the above described wackos, etc. actually purchase their "tools of trade" from licensed dealers at gun shows/stores at retail prices?
     
  4. JSracing

    JSracing Founding Member

    BUT what about a Thompson? he didnt say anything about us wackos that own fully automatic thompsons! I'm hurt! You would think a fine democratic poo poo head would not DISCRIMINATE agaisnt us Thompson amchine gun owners!
    this just isn't right or fair, surely something was overlooked.

    Pstttt cotton bowl ( hillary is that you? ) I know it's you, where's bill ?
     
  5. Bengal B

    Bengal B Founding Member

    "Roland was a warrior, his Thompson gun for hire, he headed for Biafra, to join the bloody fray. The CIA decided, they wanted Roland dead, That sonofabitch Van Owen, blew off Roland's head.

    Roland the Headless Thompson Gunner- Warren Zevon

    By the way CottonBalls, you wanna buy an inflatable Hillary doll?
     
  6. CottonBowl'66

    CottonBowl'66 Founding Member

    JSracing and Bengal B? I am POSITIVE both of you are "certified." No doubt about it. I am sure both of you have the papers to prove it. LOL
     
  7. Bengal B

    Bengal B Founding Member

    Speaking of papers is that what your owner uses to line your cage with?
     
  8. JSracing

    JSracing Founding Member

    Bengal B I cant seem to get my 50 round magazine to load right! :sob: Can you send me a 20 rnd magazine?
    ;)

    Don't worry CB it's not for an AK-47.
    I wouldn't own one. LOL
    It's an Isreali made gun, possibly you've heard of Uzi's?
    :shock:
     
  9. Bengal B

    Bengal B Founding Member

    Uzi does it. I don't have an Uzi and I don't have any 20 rounders but I have plenty of 30 round clips for both the AK-47 and Chinese manufactured SKSs. I also have a supply of the pre ban 13 round magazines for the Glock model 23 .40 caliber semi-auto pistol.

    I'll get back to you later. Right now I am busy writing CottonCreepo's name on every bullet.
     
  10. Bengal B

    Bengal B Founding Member

    Seriously, if you are having trouble getting a magazine to load it might be that the flange that locks into place is a little too long. Try filing it down little by little until if fits.
     

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