red, remind me why you don't like derailed threads

I know, but I was just saying... given the option, hot wax is not what I would put there.

only kidding babe

 

try to stay on topic bros

 

So they all are bat chit crazy? Mine started off sorta shy, pretty little thing and sweet as can be. Started off that is. But believe me , she's frickin crazy. The jealous kinda that scares you before you go to sleep. Insane I tell you. So they all turn out this way? One minute she's peaceful and nice and the next minute pissed off and looking like an ax murderer wanna be from the twilight zone. I wonder if turning 40 has anything to do with it and if it gets worse. If she gets any more batchit crazy I may have to sleep in the gunsafe at night.

 

no, dummy. we knew she was crazy before you said anything. the fact it took you some years before you figured it out is quite disappointing.

they blame this bipolar stuff on hormones but its mostly just genetics. its called being female.

and no it doesnt get worse or better. they just get bored with you and stop hiding it as much.

keep the pistol in your nightstand, not hers. just be sure to take it out the safe as you are getting in the bed. dont just leave it (in the nightstand) and assume its there. because it wont be.

 

Damn that's encouraging.

 

an ounce of prevention...

You wanna be the one giving the interview. just remember that.

 

I knew you were joking. I'm joking, you're joking, Mrs. Shane is joking, Kyle is joking, but I think Martin is serious. To be clear, nothing I say in the remainder of this thread should be construed as a serious comment by anyone.

 

This pretty much sums it up.

 

i wasnt serious you guys are not boring you are hilarious with your infantile jokes

 

Alright! Now Martin is joking too!