Rebels will have 14 point lead after 1st quarter

I know you hate my posts, their logical and well thought out. I know you want me to engage you in the name calling you enjoy so much.
But I'm not going to call you a two haired toothless bottom feader because I don't care for the mindless back and forth of such drival.
So how about some fact that may get you to thinking, after the bowl game you end up in, which ever that is, your going to lose your offensive coodinater to MSU and your head coach is probably gonig to opt for the 4 million a year he can get in the NFL. Maybe he'll end up coaching the Bears with a rookie quarterback named Eli Manning.
Start looking brother, I hear that Tuberville may be availible.

 

Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.....

Logical and well thought out? All I see is homerism, man.

Listen.... You have Eli Manning. Good for you! The rest of your team is average to above average in talent. Eli is your ONLY superstar. I'm only stating facts here...

The LSU defense is averaging 8.9 points per game. THAT IS INSANE! You WILL NOT be able to put up 20+ points on us.

Eli relies HEAVILY on Trumaine Turner to take pressure off of him. Sadly for Ole Miss, LSU also has the nation's #2 rush defense. You WILL NOT be able to run on us, which in turn will put Eli under TREMENDOUS pressure from Lavalais and Company.

Ah yes, don't forget the fact that your pass defense is POUROUS. AUBURN (that's right, Auburn) threw all over you with the mediocre Jason Cambell QBing. Matt Mauck is a very efficient QB and our WRs are an extremely talented group. We will pass all over you, which will open up our running game to control the clock after we've built a big enough lead.

Look... I really would like this to be a good game. I think I need a little excitement... BUT I just don't see how Ole Miss can hang with LSU.

BTW... thanks for being a civil poster from an SEC rival... it's always good to talk football with real fans of the game.


P.S. Saban won't leave

 

Boston, since he refused to answer that question Hotty Toddy must be something that the inbred are ashamed to do outside of the privacy of their own trailer parks and immediate family. I'm not sure I really want to know what it means. I'm sure there is a legal term for the practice that we would all recognize when we see what those caught at hotty toddy are arrested for it.

 

I undertstand that your stats are impressive, but your SOS is not. TCU had an undefeated season going before they played a real team. Now I'm not... I say not! ... comparing your schedule with TCU's. But the same principle applies. You have not faced a high powered offense like Ole Miss. You think you have but you haven't. We've been playing these games all year, close, and decided in the final minutes. You may dominate us and win 63 - 17 but most think it's going to go down to the final quarter with the game in doubt. and I think we're more prepared for that kind of game. By the way our lack of pass defense is over rated, we're playing 4 5th year seniors and belive it or not they can play.

 

By the way Ramah, you still haven't explained what a "stump jumping homo" is. Please tell us about your experiences.

 

We whole-heartedly agree with you there ... and sympathize with your prayers for ... and earlier post regarding an Arkansas win over LSU.

You are dismissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssed.

 

I heard that the pass defense stats may have been somewhat messed up due to Texas Tech, but I just can't imagine how Auburn could throw on someone like that! Of course I haven't seen every Ole Miss game, so maybe they were just having a bad day.

Anyways, I know it could always be a close game because it IS a rivalry game and you DO have Eli Manning, but you must realize something: this game will either be a blowout by LSU, or a close, low scoring affair. Your team isn't going to jump out to a big lead, and you won't score many points. I think this game will be decided by your defense and our offense.

 

Certianly an intelligent analysis of the game and I agree. If we can't hold you on defense we will lose.

 

Certainly, you should go back to the fifth grade.
Certainly, you should learn to spell.
Certainly, you should brush that tooth & fix that trailer home flat.

Which one of the THREE STOOGES are you? :shock:

Curly? Nah!

Larry? Nah!

Mo' ... as in a whole lotta mo"? :shock: