1. Marriage is nothing more than legal prostitution.
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  2. That might be true if the sex didn't stop once you're married!
  3. They say the ring is the best birth control.
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  4. And ESPN uses about 15 cameras for big games....that's 175 pounds!
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  5. I didn't see any I would throw out.....but then again I'm an old fart!!!!!
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  6. Man, I've said that many times.

    Never heard that one though.

    The 3 rings to marriage: 1/ Engagement ring, 2/ Wedding ring, 3/ Suffer ring
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  7. That's all, I lost my soul and my good looks.
  8. That's right - the free stuff takes a lifetime to pay for. No such thing as a free lunch or a free 'ride'.