I wish he was still coaching, too. Lord knows it'd be better than having to suffer through his season-long Sylvester the Cat impersonation.
Lance Guidry !!! I know he's not in the SEC but deserves a spot here for when Tennessee Bribes... er...hires him next year. And liars irritate me as much as thieves.
It's irritating windexing your TV before the big game only to realize the spit is not on your side of the screen.