1. A picture is worth 1000 retweets.
  2. That's funny because yesterday I was at a boil/ festival and there was a snowball stand. Girl I was with is from NOLA and she demanded a snowball (cheap date). It was run by an oriental family. Looked at the menu and it had all that shit you are talking about. Kid taking the order first asked, what color grape she wanted and that's when the weird kicked in. Asked if she wanted fillings and any extra shit like sprinkles. We just stood there like it was a Martian talking and decided beignets was just less complicated.
  3. I have always liked pineapple but now I get it with sweetened condensed milk.
  4. that was the first and only topping they had years ago, condensed milk. i thought it weird at the time and i still dont want it.

    funky additives and mixups are for milkshakes. like if you smashed a snickers bar into my milkshake that would be nice, but snoballs are shaved ice and sugar juice. thats it. no weird syrups and shit
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  5. what color grape? man thats fancy. ask em for a 92 shiraz, maybe something from southeastern france
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  6. Probably only have California grape. Something that pairs well with shaved ice made from sparkling spring water. Maybe a fine chianti with a fava bean topping.
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  7. You can tell a lot about a woman by the way she slashes your tires - The Unknown Comic
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  8. always wanted mine with sweetened condensed milk, aka creme
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  9. Bubblegum is the best snoball
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