Random thoughts of the day

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  1. mctiger

    mctiger RIP, and thanks for the music Staff Member

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    Saw this quote this morning, any married man in here knows its true:
    "Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she will give you a baby. If you give her a house, she will give you a home. If you give her groceries, she will give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she will give you her heart. And if you give her any crap, she will give you a ton of shit."
     
    mctiger, Feb 26, 2018
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  2. el005639

    el005639 Founding Member

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    That's great my sons getting married tomorrow I will use this quote
     
    el005639, Mar 1, 2018
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  3. Bengal B

    Bengal B Founding Member

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    I gave my baby a Cadillac
    She didn't gimmie nuthin' back,
    I gave my baby a diamond ring she gave me a heart attack
     
    Bengal B, Mar 1, 2018
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  4. tirk

    tirk im the lyrical jessie james

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    If-A-Man-Is-Talking-tiny.jpg
     
    tirk, Mar 1, 2018
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  5. mctiger

    mctiger RIP, and thanks for the music Staff Member

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    Congratulations. I'll tell my son the same thing May 12.
     
    mctiger, Mar 1, 2018
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  6. shane0911

    shane0911 Helping lost idiots find their village

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    Only if my wife is involved in some way.

    But not for much longer
     
    shane0911, Mar 3, 2018
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  7. Bengal B

    Bengal B Founding Member

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    I'm sorry to hear about your terminal illness.
     
    Bengal B, Mar 4, 2018
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  8. tirk

    tirk im the lyrical jessie james

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    Then them beers wear off and you're wrong again.
     
    tirk, Mar 4, 2018
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  9. shane0911

    shane0911 Helping lost idiots find their village

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    It's nice to dream fucker. I even have my house picked out and everything.
     
    shane0911, Mar 4, 2018
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  10. tirk

    tirk im the lyrical jessie james

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    That's so cute. Just be sure to have a sheep under your arm.
     
    tirk, Mar 4, 2018
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