its because you are expecting too much with a name like mahi mahi. call it a dolphin and you are pleasantly surprised to see that fish on there. more psychologists, less marketing people. even if it does suck you wont sound like a sock n sandal wearing yankee elitist.
Don't get caught doing that! Cleaning one before you get to dock is illegal (at least it was the last time I went in 1999).
