Random thoughts of the day

Discussion in 'New Roundtable' started by Sourdoughman, Jan 28, 2009.

  1. Bengal B

    Bengal B Founding Member

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    Q. Why don't soldiers join the Navy?
    A. They think SEALS are animals who get eaten by sharks.
     
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    you were sitting down when you replied...
     
  3. shane0911

    shane0911 Helping lost idiots find their village Staff Member

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    At least we don't have carbines
     
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    shane0911 Helping lost idiots find their village Staff Member

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    Funny shit right there
     
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  8. Bengal B

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    A Baton Rouge restaurant, Doe's Eat Place, has started doing a takeout and delivery special: Tamale & Toilet Paper Thursdays. You get a roll of toilet paper with every order of tamales.
     
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    oatmeal and grits are so cheap and delicious.
     
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    one way we can imagine world war 3 starting is that kim jong un dies, the NK population divides and half wants to go join south korea, and half wanna retain the commies. south korea, aided by the US helps out, but china helps the bad guy, leading to a proxy war between china and the US over n korea. then it goes downhill from there.
     

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