Why is there no charity for the prevention of boogers? I'm not talking about the little ones that you casually flick out the car window or try to as discretely and surreptitiously as possible place on the bottom of your chair if you're in a meeting. I'm talking about the real monster alien beings from another planet that can drive you nuts until you get rid of it. The Granddaddy of all Boogers. Don't lie. If you have sinus problems you know what I'm talking about. Do you think Booger McFarland would be willing to be the spokesman for the charity?