You are so off the wall awkwardly ridiculously weirdly funny, could you please change the name of this thread to "Random thoughts Martin believes to be fact".
If you gold plated turds and convinced a popular rapper to wear one on a chain. You could sell the shit out of them.
SHIT. Acronym for store high in transit. Paddle boats had to carry cargoes of manure. If it was stored below deck, the methane buildup could and did, cause explosions inboard.
How can you read that and not know immediately that is an urban legend? http://www.snopes.com/language/acronyms/shit.asp Thanks for your kind words. But mother Teresa is actually a great example of the truth of my postulate that people violently and overwhelmingly believe bullshit. The example of the person most held up as a moral example, is in fact a scoundrel. Mother Teresa was a scammer and fraud and didnt ease suffering for the poor. She did the opposite, believing suffering brought you closer to Jesus. She didnt help people she gave them a place to rot and die. She was a primitive zealot that brought pain and horror to spread her faith, with no regard for anyone but herself. Actual doctors and people who actually treat people with medicine and kindness are the opposite of mother Teresa. She took your donations and builds nunneries where she bans reading modern books for fear of education and development. Her goal is suffering, and she accomplished it for huge numbers of innocent people who didnt deserve her shit.