Discussion in 'Ramah's Playroom' started by RamahRising, Oct 2, 2019.
Blind in 1 eye, deaf in 1 ear......I’ll just bet a dollar
All while hitting your drive 400 yards to the middle of the fairway.
If I cudda hit the middle of the fairway I’d be in the Golf Hall of Fame ... My fairway accuracy was below .750 Senor B
Who’s really Number 1 ...
Alabama Bullshit don’t cut it no more!
Those stats are not against fucking cupcakes
Getting yourself worked up brother. Not good for your ticker
2-iron, not driver. Keep up
In my dreams hit a 2-iron 400 yards ...
I hit the prettiest high fade with my two almost always sticking it in birdie or eagle distance from the cup on those par 4 and 5’s
I cheated and carried a 2-iron breaking the 14-Club rule ... I think it’s a shit rule and I did it during my Hogan Nike Tour days and never got called for it as I used an oversized TM bag ...
Most pros Carry ...
1. Driver ... Mine is handcrafted Bert Dargie 7 degree Taylor Made xxx-stiff custom shaft
2. Three-wood ... Mine ditto above save loft
3. 1-iron or 2-iron
11. PW (45-49)... I used 48
12. SW (54-58)... I used 55
13. Custom 60 or other wedge, even gap wedges that are lofted between a PW and SW ... 50-53
I had a 52 and a 60 ... Rarely used my 52 and stopped carrying it
14. Putter ... Ping Model Classified ... I was a terror with that Pinger as a pro, still am.
Anyway, have fun carry 20 if you want
Hey Bump ... Did you see Oeaux’s present for
LITTLE NICKY THE MONONGAH MAULER
Oeaux has heard about Little Nicky’s prayers to Satan worried about November 9 ...
Oeaux heard about Little Nicky’s fears about being in bed afraid of what’s in the closet
Oeaux has heard about Mrs Saban rocking a whimpering Nicky in her arms at night
Oeaux is gone come visit Little Nicky ...
He’s gonna bring the Rougaroo ...
He’s gonna bring the Clown too ...
With a pretty red balloon ...
The Rougaroo is gonna hide in Little Nicky’s closet and make those scratching noises
How will the Monongah Mauler sleep now?
That Cajun Monster hiding in his closet