In a Tigerforum post long long ago and in a state of Tiger Fan Excitement far far away, a sleepy Tiger Nation, after a 10-3 Season and New Years Bowl Win, dismissed the seer’s prediction of 15-0 season and the return of glory to Tiger Nation. The seer, jaded yet determined, created an epic tale to foretell the events of a Magical Season ... These tales did unfold, one by one, truth be told, and the nation arose from its sleep and found itself on that threshold of Glory ... This is but one of those tales Gunslingers at Sunset by Ramah Gunslinger Joe came to Austin town Gleam in his eye on his chin a frown Lotsa Big Talk n just too much sound Bout the best gunslinger ever around Gunslinger Sammy wore his gun high He looked down at folks from the Sky Never did say much n most know why Herman that German boss would sigh Sunset came quickly on a fateful eve Joe had an ace or three up his sleeve What happens next you won’t believe Close your eyes, listen, try to perceive Sammy play the cards Proud n’ Tough Gunslinger Joe see my Heisman Stuff Sammy ran to left Sammy ran to right Soon Sammy was running all da night Shots in Austin Town oh out they rang Shots in Sammy’s ass, ohhh the pang Run Sammy Run they cried they sang Numba 7 Delpit comin’ wild eye thang Sammy so proud with a Heisman flare Yelps from those shots filled Austin air Numba 90 Lawrence just did not care He got Sammy’s gunbelt on a last tear What Lawrence did just damned mean It got Lawrence jail time for Targeteen Sammy trick’d n treat’d like Halloween Chiasson got him on third and thirteen One last vicious hit, Austin went oooh All felt that pain, even the Devil below Chiasson’s second sack a death blow Time for Boot Hill Sammy, all to know On the other side of Hell Joe was cool Slingin Brady Ball, well he was no fool Gunslinger Joe used his sharpest tool Slingin for Heisman for Old War Skule Gunslinger Joe made sure They all ate Six TD passes made them all celebrate Smoke cleared n Corso said He’s great Tiger Nation I see a Championship fate LSU by a West Texas Mountain over Texas
Lock of the week: LSU -6.5 over Texas in Austin Season Tally: 1/1 in Lock Of the Week Other picks: I like Nebraska -4 ... Almost a lock
