Been in Dallas 20 years. I like it a lot. Had the chance to transfer to Orlando last year and after being there on work trips for a couple of weeks, it was pretty clear that there was NO WAY I was transferring there. But that is just me...
The correct answer is anthony bourdain. We'd likely die but it'd be worth it Im sure. Not to mention, spending a day with twains, jesus', or wilde's corpses wouldn't be all that fun I wouldnt think.
I lived in Wichita Falls for 9 years (2 hours west northwest of Dallas). There is no way on God's green earth I would live in Dallas. The weather sucks, the food sucks, and it takes you at least 30 minutes to go anywhere.
Your problem is that you lived in Wichita Falls! I would not live in Wichita Falls. You basically lived in Oklahoma.
Better crime, Better assholes, Better dicks, Better bad traffic, Better small yards, Better everything!!!!