Proof the world is ending

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  1. HalloweenRun

    HalloweenRun Founding Member

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    [QUOTE="uscvball, post: 1734058, member: 9788] I don't think I'd want to be anywhere near a drunk archer.[/QUOTE]

    When my brother was in college he pulled an archery prank that went to far. The college archery range was near one of the girls dorms. His accomplice broke an arrow in two, used a coat hanger bent around his torso to support the arrow, used liberal ketchup, and staggard out from some bushes and approached the dorm, as if he had been shot through at the range.

    Prior to the prank, they knew the campus EMT driver and gave him a heads up not to respond.

    So, this guy staggers out of the bushes, moaning and screaming, covered in “blood”, the coeds go nuts, and within minutes there are sirens coming from every direction.

    They haul ass and hide. Apparently the campus phone system melted down with calls. The EMT guy later told them that they got so many calls he had to respond.

    Huge uproar on campus, but they never got caught.

    Sorry, the drunk archer story brought back that memory from years ago.
     
  2. shane0911

    shane0911 Helping lost idiots find their village

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    Get a few pints in and Im a bullseye machine
     
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  3. Bengal B

    Bengal B Founding Member

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    The only time I every played really good darts I had drank a fifth of scotch and a bunch of beer. I won $50 from some guys who were only sipping a couple of beers.
     
  4. GiantDuckFan

    GiantDuckFan be excellent to each other Staff Member

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    yep, you do more harm than good, I'd help pay for your bus ticket out of town.
     
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  5. Kikicaca

    Kikicaca Meaux

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    A bus? Oh no I want to fly out. You are scaring me Duck you having some issues?
     
  6. GiantDuckFan

    GiantDuckFan be excellent to each other Staff Member

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    just go
     
  7. Kikicaca

    Kikicaca Meaux

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    Oh I will stay just wont interact with you. You really disapoint me there duck defending the indefensible with uscvball. She was totally out of line and and started the name calling. I have no apologies for her, you or any ones in the group think crowd here. Go do a bong and lighten up
     
  8. GiantDuckFan

    GiantDuckFan be excellent to each other Staff Member

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    Your disgusting stink is driving long time members away from Tigerfan and onto other sites, you are doing damage here. Go away
     
  9. uscvball

    uscvball Founding Member

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    In some people's minds, being a liberal equates to being a bad person. He stated at least once that he enjoyed annoying liberals and THAT is troll behavior. Libtard, moron, idiot are some of his most oft-used insults directed at other posters. And somehow he doesn't seem to realize that some regular posters have just about disappeared.

    Strange world GDF....two Pac12 fans defending the honor of TF, lol.
     
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  10. GiantDuckFan

    GiantDuckFan be excellent to each other Staff Member

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    I love this place, I want it to thrive.
     

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