You must be the only 12 yr old 20year veteran on the planet.

Look in a mirror.

Your retorts do have a certain 6th grade flavor to them. You need to work on the subtleties and sarcasm of your snappy comebacks. Perhaps @tirk could coach you.

I call 'em as I see 'em. If you don't like 'em, put me on Ignore. I'm not going to lose any sleep.

Stale and redundant. See what I mean.

Tale a break and go see if you can find your A game. Color me skeptical that you will succeed.

Yes exercising your brain isn’t what you’re usually doing and it’s hard work