Product Of the Year

Discussion in 'New Roundtable' started by dudley, May 4, 2015.

  1. locoguano

    locoguano Founding Member

    http://www.emiota.com/

    Belty, the Smart Belt... it adjusts to your habits throughout the day (loosening when you sit and such) and also nudges you when you have been on your ass too long...
     
  2. Bengal B

    Bengal B Founding Member

    At last a product I would consider buying. Although there have been times when I could have used a Stadium Pal.
     
  3. LaSalleAve

    LaSalleAve when in doubt, mumble

    You mean you aren't going to get the urnbrator for your old lady?
     
  4. Bengal B

    Bengal B Founding Member

    I should. It would serve her right. If I have to have sex with the dead why shouldn't she?
     
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  5. LaSalleAve

    LaSalleAve when in doubt, mumble

    Booooooom!!!!!! Nice one
     
  6. HalloweenRun

    HalloweenRun Founding Member

    Yesterday I went in the boys bathroom near our wing. I thought it smelled especially foul. Glanced to my right and on the wall was a big smeared, poo poo. Eye (and nose level). Beyond gross.

    As my team teacher stated, "You really have to be committed to the cause to do that!" I don't think this product would have helped. Ah...the eighth grade!
     
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  7. Bengal B

    Bengal B Founding Member

    Stinkin' in the Boys Room
     
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  8. red55

    red55 curmudgeon Staff Member

    But Martin Luther nailed his 95 feces to the wall . . .
     
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  9. Bengal B

    Bengal B Founding Member

    Just another turd in the wall.
     
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  10. Bengal B

    Bengal B Founding Member

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