Product Of the Year

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  1. locoguano

    locoguano Founding Member

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    http://www.emiota.com/

    Belty, the Smart Belt... it adjusts to your habits throughout the day (loosening when you sit and such) and also nudges you when you have been on your ass too long...
     
    locoguano, May 6, 2015
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  2. Bengal B

    Bengal B Founding Member

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    At last a product I would consider buying. Although there have been times when I could have used a Stadium Pal.
     
    Bengal B, May 6, 2015
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  3. LaSalleAve

    LaSalleAve when in doubt, mumble

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    You mean you aren't going to get the urnbrator for your old lady?
     
    LaSalleAve, May 6, 2015
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  4. Bengal B

    Bengal B Founding Member

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    I should. It would serve her right. If I have to have sex with the dead why shouldn't she?
     
    Bengal B, May 6, 2015
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  5. LaSalleAve

    LaSalleAve when in doubt, mumble

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    Booooooom!!!!!! Nice one
     
    LaSalleAve, May 6, 2015
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  6. HalloweenRun

    HalloweenRun Founding Member

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    Yesterday I went in the boys bathroom near our wing. I thought it smelled especially foul. Glanced to my right and on the wall was a big smeared, poo poo. Eye (and nose level). Beyond gross.

    As my team teacher stated, "You really have to be committed to the cause to do that!" I don't think this product would have helped. Ah...the eighth grade!
     
    HalloweenRun, May 7, 2015
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  7. Bengal B

    Bengal B Founding Member

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    Stinkin' in the Boys Room
     
    Bengal B, May 7, 2015
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  8. red55

    red55 curmudgeon Staff Member

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    But Martin Luther nailed his 95 feces to the wall . . .
     
    red55, May 7, 2015
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  9. Bengal B

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    Just another turd in the wall.
     
    Bengal B, May 7, 2015
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