1. You sir, just pissed off an entire ocean of lesbians.

    Congratulations, you're now public enemy #4 next to deoderant, pocket pussies, monster trucks and anything a man ever said, ever.
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  2. Absolutely correct. You can bet your ass my little girl will get the full scope of what to expect from "the boys". All of this talk about why can't they just hang out and be friends bullshit won't fly.
  3. I don't have a daughter but if I did I would make sure she avoided guys like me
  4. Having daughters is the penalty for a misspent youth Shane. :confused:
  5. My mother told me that a good pool player was the sign of a misspent youth. I wasn't a very good pool player
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  6. If a man wants a friend, he’ll get a dog!
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  7. exactly. athletes in particular are something women need to understand. if you are built like leonard fournette, you are a human that is overflowing with testosterone and is by nature about as masculine and vigorous as humans can be. like a wild bear. you dont meet these guys at bogie's and down shots of fireball without realizing what you are getting into.

    you want to chat about voltaire in the library with a 5 star safety? enjoy. dont go to their apartments unless you want some. take some responsibility for your life.

    the reason these monster athletes are successful is that they are terrifyingly explosive beasts. let them take that aggression out on the field, not on your ass.
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  8. The protective father, soon-to-be grandfather in me sees a lot "wrong" with what you're saying here, but the old man with a memory of what it was like to be a young man knows you are spot-on correct.
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  9. If that were true id have 6 of them
  10. I remember Hillman. He shook my hand while he was warming up in a spring game .