LSU 45, Clemson 34 Burrow 31-41 419 yards, 5 TDs, 64 yards rushing 60 passing TDs, 6,000 combined yards passing and rushing, 77.5% completion rate.
You got the 34 right ... Wrote a poem about it PART 3: Destroy Thy Enemy (aka Die a Quick Death Mr Venables) by Ramah ThunderDome shook on that Monday Night Driving rainstorms outside in a fading Light Their Kickoff time and a coin toss drew nigh The President watched em from way up high LSU won a coin toss and deferred to T-LAW Show our front seven how you runnin’ BAW Lawrence slipped the line on a third n three Thunder hit T-LAW, it was Micheal Divinity T-LAW buckled at once and winced in PAIN Clemson gotta punt now after a 1-yard GAIN Joe took da field and ThunderDome SHOOK Brent Venables the Savior now on the HOOK Joe walked to the line and looked at the DEE Twas a firezone blitz, a 3 Buzz Cover THREE Joe slipped a blitz backer n gave a quick toss The poor DE just could not cover Thad Moss Jeaux 1, Venables 0, on that pass to Midfield ThunderDome shook watchin Clemson yield Joe hurried the next play stretching the DEE No substitution and orange tip offs for FREE Venables called the SAINT that Monkey Baw Joe dodged the Cover 3 blitz with a QB Draw Venables next called a Cover 1 Robber Brown Just certain his Baws would get Burrow down Burrow saw it coming n’ hit Edwards-Helaire Who ran it to that Red Zone with style n’ flair Jeaux 3, Venables 0, poor Brent he was reelin Joe then tossed one low n JJ had em squealin Seven zip LSU Tigers ThunderDome SHOOK T-LAW on the twenty had one worried LOOK He played the cool hand-off to Travis Etienne Who was smothered by Shelvin befo he began Next T-LAW tried a quick toss to Justyn Ross But Stingley nailed him down in a 2-yard loss Third and eleven Blitz time by a fired-up LSU T-LAW ran that keeper what else could he do Three and out repeat Clemson fans so QUIET Watched those LSU fans in Bedlam and RIOT Stingley caught a low punt and hurried to run Forty yards later was at Clemson’s Thirty-One Joe hurried the offense, phasers set upon Stun In an End Zone he struck BILETNIKOFF ONE Fourteen Zip LSU, ThunderDome shook again What Joe’s doing to Venables oh man it’s a sin First Quarter Destruction was Shock and Awe Poor Venables looking for the tiniest LSU flaw Joe Burrow and Brady held tight a strong claw Twenty-one zip, Bayou Bengals BALLIN’ BAW A second quarter showed Clemson desperation That did not phase Oeaux’s Proud Tiger Nation Loudest screamin’ continued in ThunderDome The Second Death Valley n’ Proud Tiger Home Clemson rallied late n’ added two Quick Scores Thirty-one to ten added to O’s halftime Chores We gonna play Sixty Minutes to Standard LSU With Clemson no lead’s safe so what can we do The second half came there’s no let off the Gas LSU came out their Box to kick Clemson’s ASS Joe spotted Cover One Robber called the VICE They doubled on JJ and Joe didn’t think Twice The 50 yard bomb hit Chase right in his hands ThunderDome roof lifted bedlam in the stands Thirty-Eight to ten, bloodlust howls no ABATE Our fans taunted Clemson Tiger Bait Tiger Bait Dabo went ballistic then threw his headphones Rantin’ and ravin’ like one of Saban’s CLONES He jumped on Venables n’ you could surely see Venables would rid himself of Clemson Misery T-LAW tried his best to hang with Joe Burrow Etienne ran so hard to be that comeback Hero But it wasn’t enough as Quarter Three Expired LSU Forty-five twenty n’ Clemson looked tired Joe Dimes raised four fingers for one last time Tiger Fans Wept Openly the SIGHT SUBLIME ThunderDome went Wild a scene so SURREAL Clyde Edwards-Helaire would then seal da deal Bustin’ through the middle and driving the pile Clyde gave his Coach Orgeron reason to SMILE With theclock runnin’ down celebrations began All thanked the LORD JESUS to be an LSU Fan Fifty-nine to thirty-four LSU had First and Goal Joe Burrow played his best God Love His SOUL On that three yard line lay aSixty-Six point rout All Dabo could do was pace sidelines and POUT Joe called time out, Mercy at Oeaux’s LEISURE Another TD would bring fans so much Pleasure Joey Dimes to midfield in his Final Curtain Call ThunderDome came apart would the roof FALL Seasons come Seasons go all try to be the BEST Stand before Football Gods try to pass the Test The Years will pass and the memories will Fade Truth is Joe Burrow was daBest God ever made 59-34
Split the action between BoomTown & Imperial Palace ... Both LSU -5.5 12 tickets $550 to win $1050 ... $12,600 59-34 with LSU going for 66 ... Mark it When it happens, we expect no applause ... Throw dollar bills at me like a filthy stripper in an Airline Hwy Jiggle Joint Drinks on me tonight at Pat O’Brien’s