Prediction time

Discussion in 'The Tiger's Den' started by islstl, Jan 13, 2020.

  1. islstl

    islstl Playoff committee is a group of great football men Staff Member

    Joined:
    Nov 25, 2003
    Messages:
    46,115
    Likes Received:
    9,705
    LSU 45, Clemson 34

    Burrow 31-41 419 yards, 5 TDs, 64 yards rushing

    60 passing TDs, 6,000 combined yards passing and rushing, 77.5% completion rate.
     
    watson1880 likes this.
  2. CajunlostinCali

    CajunlostinCali Booger Eatin Moron

    Joined:
    Nov 1, 2007
    Messages:
    13,180
    Likes Received:
    8,283
    I predict a shit load of babies are gonna be born on the bayou come September
     
    el005639, GiantDuckFan and islstl like this.
  3. northernvatiger

    northernvatiger Founding Member

    Joined:
    Dec 24, 2003
    Messages:
    14,675
    Likes Received:
    6,169
    LSU, 45-30.
     
    Chipeace and watson1880 like this.
  4. RamahRising

    RamahRising Jedi Prophet

    Joined:
    Sep 2, 2017
    Messages:
    3,421
    Likes Received:
    1,038
    You got the 34 right ... Wrote a poem about it

    PART 3: Destroy Thy Enemy (aka Die a Quick Death Mr Venables) by Ramah

    ThunderDome shook on that Monday Night
    Driving rainstorms outside in a fading Light
    Their Kickoff time and a coin toss drew nigh
    The President watched em from way up high

    LSU won a coin toss and deferred to T-LAW
    Show our front seven how you runnin’ BAW
    Lawrence slipped the line on a third n three
    Thunder hit T-LAW, it was Micheal Divinity

    T-LAW buckled at once and winced in PAIN
    Clemson gotta punt now after a 1-yard GAIN
    Joe took da field and ThunderDome SHOOK
    Brent Venables the Savior now on the HOOK

    Joe walked to the line and looked at the DEE
    Twas a firezone blitz, a 3 Buzz Cover THREE
    Joe slipped a blitz backer n gave a quick toss
    The poor DE just could not cover Thad Moss

    Jeaux 1, Venables 0, on that pass to Midfield
    ThunderDome shook watchin Clemson yield
    Joe hurried the next play stretching the DEE
    No substitution and orange tip offs for FREE

    Venables called the SAINT that Monkey Baw
    Joe dodged the Cover 3 blitz with a QB Draw
    Venables next called a Cover 1 Robber Brown
    Just certain his Baws would get Burrow down

    Burrow saw it coming n’ hit Edwards-Helaire
    Who ran it to that Red Zone with style n’ flair
    Jeaux 3, Venables 0, poor Brent he was reelin
    Joe then tossed one low n JJ had em squealin

    Seven zip LSU Tigers ThunderDome SHOOK
    T-LAW on the twenty had one worried LOOK
    He played the cool hand-off to Travis Etienne
    Who was smothered by Shelvin befo he began

    Next T-LAW tried a quick toss to Justyn Ross
    But Stingley nailed him down in a 2-yard loss
    Third and eleven Blitz time by a fired-up LSU
    T-LAW ran that keeper what else could he do

    Three and out repeat Clemson fans so QUIET
    Watched those LSU fans in Bedlam and RIOT
    Stingley caught a low punt and hurried to run
    Forty yards later was at Clemson’s Thirty-One

    Joe hurried the offense, phasers set upon Stun
    In an End Zone he struck BILETNIKOFF ONE
    Fourteen Zip LSU, ThunderDome shook again
    What Joe’s doing to Venables oh man it’s a sin

    First Quarter Destruction was Shock and Awe
    Poor Venables looking for the tiniest LSU flaw
    Joe Burrow and Brady held tight a strong claw
    Twenty-one zip, Bayou Bengals BALLIN’ BAW

    A second quarter showed Clemson desperation
    That did not phase Oeaux’s Proud Tiger Nation
    Loudest screamin’ continued in ThunderDome
    The Second Death Valley n’ Proud Tiger Home

    Clemson rallied late n’ added two Quick Scores
    Thirty-one to ten added to O’s halftime Chores
    We gonna play Sixty Minutes to Standard LSU
    With Clemson no lead’s safe so what can we do

    The second half came there’s no let off the Gas
    LSU came out their Box to kick Clemson’s ASS
    Joe spotted Cover One Robber called the VICE
    They doubled on JJ and Joe didn’t think Twice

    The 50 yard bomb hit Chase right in his hands
    ThunderDome roof lifted bedlam in the stands
    Thirty-Eight to ten, bloodlust howls no ABATE
    Our fans taunted Clemson Tiger Bait Tiger Bait

    Dabo went ballistic then threw his headphones
    Rantin’ and ravin’ like one of Saban’s CLONES
    He jumped on Venables n’ you could surely see
    Venables would rid himself of Clemson Misery

    T-LAW tried his best to hang with Joe Burrow
    Etienne ran so hard to be that comeback Hero
    But it wasn’t enough as Quarter Three Expired
    LSU Forty-five twenty n’ Clemson looked tired

    Joe Dimes raised four fingers for one last time
    Tiger Fans Wept Openly the SIGHT SUBLIME
    ThunderDome went Wild a scene so SURREAL
    Clyde Edwards-Helaire would then seal da deal

    Bustin’ through the middle and driving the pile
    Clyde gave his Coach Orgeron reason to SMILE
    With theclock runnin’ down celebrations began
    All thanked the LORD JESUS to be an LSU Fan

    Fifty-nine to thirty-four LSU had First and Goal
    Joe Burrow played his best God Love His SOUL
    On that three yard line lay aSixty-Six point rout
    All Dabo could do was pace sidelines and POUT

    Joe called time out, Mercy at Oeaux’s LEISURE
    Another TD would bring fans so much Pleasure
    Joey Dimes to midfield in his Final Curtain Call
    ThunderDome came apart would the roof FALL

    Seasons come Seasons go all try to be the BEST
    Stand before Football Gods try to pass the Test
    The Years will pass and the memories will Fade
    Truth is Joe Burrow was daBest God ever made

    59-34
     
    watson1880 likes this.
  5. RamahRising

    RamahRising Jedi Prophet

    Joined:
    Sep 2, 2017
    Messages:
    3,421
    Likes Received:
    1,038
    3A77C287-3E78-4197-94F0-3C0A2C97201A.jpeg

    Split the action between BoomTown & Imperial Palace ... Both LSU -5.5

    12 tickets $550 to win $1050 ... $12,600

    59-34 with LSU going for 66 ... Mark it

    When it happens, we expect no applause ...
    Throw dollar bills at me like a filthy stripper in an Airline Hwy Jiggle Joint

    Drinks on me tonight at Pat O’Brien’s
     
    watson1880 likes this.
  6. mctiger

    mctiger RIP, and thanks for the music Staff Member

    Joined:
    Feb 20, 2003
    Messages:
    26,149
    Likes Received:
    16,733
    LSU 34, Clemson 28
     
  7. seabrookcajun

    seabrookcajun Founding Member

    Joined:
    Feb 5, 2004
    Messages:
    1,750
    Likes Received:
    1,289
    LSU 42, Clemson 21
     
    watson1880 likes this.
  8. RamahRising

    RamahRising Jedi Prophet

    Joined:
    Sep 2, 2017
    Messages:
    3,421
    Likes Received:
    1,038
    Damn ... That barely covers the 5.5
     
    LSUpride123 likes this.
  9. mctiger

    mctiger RIP, and thanks for the music Staff Member

    Joined:
    Feb 20, 2003
    Messages:
    26,149
    Likes Received:
    16,733
    Win by 6, win by 60....pays the same, right? As long as it covers?
     
  10. Kikicaca

    Kikicaca Meaux

    Joined:
    Sep 4, 2016
    Messages:
    15,191
    Likes Received:
    6,596
    Both great offenses defense will win this game. Aranda vs Venables mano e mano!
     

Share This Page