WTF? Let a guy waving a confederate flag and wearing a white sheet tell us what we should do! You are just jealous you don't have a mascot.
You heard one guy at a football game make racist comments a few years ago and you are still shocked? You live in Mississippi and this was the first time you heard a racist remark? You were disturbed? You need to get out more.
But I'll be nice and try to solve that no-mascot thing for you: The Hindenburg: Ole Miss is full of hot air and has a tendency to crash and burn. Elton John: Who better to lead the Hotty Toddy cheer? Moses: The Rebels have been lost in the wilderness for 40 years. Catfish: In honor of the Mississippi River, and also because Ole Miss is a perennial bottom feeder. Tricky Dicky Ieyoub: He needs a job and would be a perfect fit for a shady athletic program. General Nat: The erstwhile Southern Miss mascot. That way the people who didn't like Colonel Reb would beg for his return. Beck: Ole Miss is a loser and LSU's gonna kill them. Bear Bryant: So they can have someone with a winning tradition. Plus he and the Ole Miss football program have both been dead for years. Captain Shreve: They get to keep a mascot with a military rank, and show some love for the city where they spend the second most Decembers (Oxford being first).
Check out the sig, bitch...like your mascot...I did not photoshop this either. I found this on the official ole miss site.
Yep, Colonel Reb's Secret... Actually, I feel guilty for this. It's an insult to transgendered people.
Pam must've had peroxide seep into her brain if she thinks anyone's going to believe KFC uses real chicken.
