Pefect Example why the kids today are wusses.

he probably should also give up holding albertson's responsible for his medical bills.

 

I got hurt plenty without running. Its a gift.

 

Sounds a lot like me when I was a kid.
One time when I was a little kid, I'll never forget this, I was watching a movie, and I was laying down directly underneath the fan. I noticed it was moving around pretty good but, I didn't think twice about it. Next thing you know, I hear my mom gasp and the light fixture part of the fan fell on my face. 5 stitches on my nose and I was outside playing in no time.

Another Story:

It was the day of my first communion. I was about to move so they let me get mine earlier than the rest of my peers so pretty much the whole mass was for me which I thought was cool. That was when Father Mike still made mass at St. Jude. Anyway, I was at my nieghbors house fooling around when my aunt, who was in town for the occasion was about to leave to go do some errands or what not. Well, I wanted to say bye before she left so a ran for the hole in the fence to get back to my house. Well, I think it's pretty safe to say that all of you know that when leaves are damp, they become slippery. So, as I was running to get to the fence I slipped on some wet leaves and fell. The right side of my face got planted on the bottom 2x4 on the unfinished fence. I got up, brushed my self off and spit blood. When I saw that, the tears started flowing. It sucked. I couldn't even open my mouth enough to get communion. I had to get one of the chunks.

 

When I was about 10, we were...um decorating some peoples houses with eggs, krylon, and charmin. For some reason, the cops showed up and decided to play chase with us. I managed to sneak through the back of the neighborhood unnoticed. The only problem is that wjile in a full sprint looking over my shoulder, I was clotheslined by a low hanging branch from an oak tree. I broke my nose, and fractured a cheekbone. I did manage to drag myself back to my friends house, where the cops were there with my 2 buddies. Needless to say, I didn't have a whole lot of freedom the rest of that summer. We cut a deal with the people whose house we...um decorated, and had to repaint the whole damn thing.