Pefect Example why the kids today are wusses.

Discussion in 'Free Speech Alley' started by TigerKid05, Oct 18, 2006.

  1. martin

    martin Banned Forever

    he probably should also give up holding albertson's responsible for his medical bills.
     
  2. CParso

    CParso Founding Member

    I got hurt plenty without running. Its a gift.
     
  3. TigerKid05

    TigerKid05 Say Whaa!?!?

    Sounds a lot like me when I was a kid.
    One time when I was a little kid, I'll never forget this, I was watching a movie, and I was laying down directly underneath the fan. I noticed it was moving around pretty good but, I didn't think twice about it. Next thing you know, I hear my mom gasp and the light fixture part of the fan fell on my face. 5 stitches on my nose and I was outside playing in no time.

    Another Story:

    It was the day of my first communion. I was about to move so they let me get mine earlier than the rest of my peers so pretty much the whole mass was for me which I thought was cool. That was when Father Mike still made mass at St. Jude. Anyway, I was at my nieghbors house fooling around when my aunt, who was in town for the occasion was about to leave to go do some errands or what not. Well, I wanted to say bye before she left so a ran for the hole in the fence to get back to my house. Well, I think it's pretty safe to say that all of you know that when leaves are damp, they become slippery. So, as I was running to get to the fence I slipped on some wet leaves and fell. The right side of my face got planted on the bottom 2x4 on the unfinished fence. I got up, brushed my self off and spit blood. When I saw that, the tears started flowing. It sucked. I couldn't even open my mouth enough to get communion. I had to get one of the chunks.
     
  4. Nutriaitch

    Nutriaitch Fear the Buoy

    When I was about 10, we were...um decorating some peoples houses with eggs, krylon, and charmin. For some reason, the cops showed up and decided to play chase with us. I managed to sneak through the back of the neighborhood unnoticed. The only problem is that wjile in a full sprint looking over my shoulder, I was clotheslined by a low hanging branch from an oak tree. I broke my nose, and fractured a cheekbone. I did manage to drag myself back to my friends house, where the cops were there with my 2 buddies. Needless to say, I didn't have a whole lot of freedom the rest of that summer. We cut a deal with the people whose house we...um decorated, and had to repaint the whole damn thing.
     

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