1. Did you know you can say "If you know what I mean..." after almost anything and it becomes a double entendre?
  2. TMI...
  3. TMJ (that's what you get from molded bread)
  4. HIV?
  5. :helmet:
  6. What's a red dot?
  7. Click your "Control panel" button, then "Master control". :rofl: :rofl:
  8. Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
  9. Yeah, buddy.
  10. Well, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!