1. Your family must have kept good records over many years for you to even know that.
  2. My DNA says that I'm 4% Native American (the genealogy says Appalache and Cherokee), but I don't identify with them or the 1% Sub-Saharan African. I do wear moccasins and I can sing the blues.

    I'm afraid that I must defend the ethnic heritage of the 95% Anglo-Scandinavian. You betcha, by golly.

    Spam! Spam! Spam! Spam!
    Lovely spaaaaam! Wonderful spaaaaam!
  3. Native Americans SHOULD be pissed and about a lot of things. They're the ones who get my sympathy.
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  4. How are you at basketball?
  5. I should get my DNA tested. Maybe I have enough Indian blood to own a casino.
  6. Like a viking.

  7. So that was him on the coke commercial.
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