Taint has been blocked for probably 2 years so I have no idea what it thinks. Wouldn't even know it existed if people would stop replying to it.

taint would think a free blow job from Jennifer Lawrence is bad news

How does one go about getting one of those? Just curious!

It's the only thing I want on my christmas list

You're getting a lump of coal, son.

I'm trying but failing to turn this into some sort of sexual innuendo.

How about . . .
"I already have a lump of coal; I want her to change it into a hard shiny diamond"

If anybody could it would be her!

That's a job for Superman.

He said "blow" not hand.