One Liners for T-Shirts

The girl who eats my grass went to Mississippi State.

 

Now that is good !


OLE MISS: Your tightend can't play quarterback at your school AKA thank God we recruited Jamarcus !

MS ST: Jarius is gone, now what ?

Arky: The biology team: Dick, Nutt and Johnson.

Tenn: Brush your tooth.

AZ: Your coach's brother made an @ss of himself while being interviewed walking off of the field at halftime during the 2003 National Championship game.

 

Another version of that for AZ would be:

If I were your coach, I would claim to be adopted.

 

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

 

AZ:

How Could You Stoops So Low?

 

Tulane Football:

"Where's The Fire?"
(Carolyn Slowsky)

 

tasteless :shock:

 

Yep, could use a little salt.

 

This is the shirt I wore to the 2003 footbal game in Oxford. It's not clever but it's true.