One Liners for T-Shirts

For Florida: Spurrier has left the building.

 

For Fresno St. - in reference to them being the mid major media darlings a few years back:

"Your 15 minutes is up."

 

Auburn:

The school with a multiple personality disorder.

 

Auburn: (Would have been great for last year)

John Vaughn for Heisman

 

G.R.I.T.S.

"Girls Raised In The South" :thumb:

 

Ole Miss

"43 Years and Counting...."

 

You suck.

 

Tennessee:

Locksmith
On Duty

 

Tennessee:
"If you ain't cheatn' you aint' trying"
"Vols suck balls"
"Viva Knoxvegas"
"3 Tennessee football players are riding in a car: Joseph Lee Smith, Marsalous Johnson, and Tony McDaniel. Who's driving?...The State Trooper."

Alabama
"If you ain't cheatn' you aint' trying"

Ole Miss
"If you ain't cheatn' you aint' trying" - Just not proven yet
"What do you call a beautiful girl on the Ole Miss campus?...LSU student."
(Ole Miss actually has some nice looking girls so this one should really fire them up)

 

Mississippi State -

Starkvegas "The ****test Little Town"

OR

Have a picture of the Town Welcome Sign and it reads

" Welcome to Starkvegas"
You are now Entering
and
You are now Leaving