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In fact, you DO NOT have to stand in long lines. It’s called fast pass. Catch up baw.

 

Secrets out, baw If everybody does fast pass, then it aint fast anymore.

 

Or if you had a wheelchair you could go right to the front.

 

Been there, done that, got the t-shirt.

 

I know 3 guys who went to a Pink Floyd concert at the Superdome a few years back. None of them are handing but they had a friend who is in a wheelchair. The Superdome allows a non handicapped person to go with somebody to push their chair and they get great seating. The guy in the wheelchair had an extra chair. The 4 of them went and one of the non handicapped guys sat in the borrowed chair while the othe 2 guys were the pushers.

 

Anybody believe in astrology? This is what they say about anybody born on Halloween, Oct. 31.

As a Scorpio born on October 31st, you are caring and understanding but also easy to influence. You seem to genuinely believe in the good nature of people and will give them the benefit of the doubt.

Nick Saban was born on Halloween.

 

Irony. Hates children, dogs, and old people...

 

Just... damn.

 

Bad juju faking shit like that.