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Merry Christmas from West Virginia.

 

Merry Christmas to everyone. Here's a little carol for the holidays...

Sugar Bowl Carol

Twas nine days after Christmas when all through the South,
Only screams could be heard from Brady Quinn’s mouth.
The Tigers were superior and it was not fair,
How soon the victory would become theirs.
The Irish were beaten and left for dead,
While visions of a Bowl win danced in their heads.
Pelini in his sweatshirt, and Miles in his white cap,
Had just called a defense sure to produce a sack.
When out on the field there arose such a clatter,
Weis sprang from his nap to see what was the matter!
Straight to the quarterback, LaRon flew like a flash,
Right through the line and put Quinn on his ass!
Then the ball came out and what do you know,
It ends up in the hands of number ninety-fo.
Chase rumbled and stumbled into the End Zone,
To help came on Colt, for a point of his own.
With a BCS win so big and so quick,
Finally everyone will forget about Nick!
Battered and beaten and put to shame,
Quinn explained N.D.’s loss in yet another bowl game.
“It was Landry! And Beckwith, T. Jackson and Putt too!
We’re used to playing Cupcakes, not LSU!”
The crowd came together with one big cheer from all,
“One more year Jamarcus, we want another crystal ball!”​

 

ninety-fo!!!!!