To be fair, eating the run is kinda wiskys forte. Better to commit to pass and wide runs. Get those cornfeeders gassed. But naw, we gonna play milesball.
Heard an ESPN Radio talking head this morning - making the point that bowl games are exhibitions and shouldn't be taken so seriously - that a team should have to forfeit its bowl win if you don't give at least one 300 pound player a touchdown. Does a handoff to a linebacker count?