Official Election Night Thread

Arriba, Undalay

 

That wasn't already a law in Cali? When we went to LA in the summer of '15, we rolled up at Target to buy some shampoo/conditioner, etc., some snacks, and well, alcohol, of course. They were charging for bags there. We really had no choice in the matter as the Target in Culver City was in the middle of a mall, so we couldn't just wheel our crap out in a buggy, so...we bought some bags.

It was a shock for a group of Texans.

 

His lips to Gods ears.

 

I went to an out of town Target one time when my wife forgot to pack one of her multiple hairdryers. Being in a hurry, I went to customer service and said,"Do you have a hairdryer?"

The girl said, "Yes."

To which I replied, "Where?"

And she said, "On my dressing table in my bathroom."

I just stood there for a moment or two and walked out.

 

I might have said the same thing but just to be a smart ass

 

And felons.

 

Owned...

 

Like when people ask me, " Can I ask you a question?" I say, " You just did, would you like to ask another?"

 

I guess I'll never get to hear her old pussy fart.

 

You would have if you had been at her campaign headquarters last night.