You fell asleep? Watching LSU football? That's a violation of your contract with us. Go ahead, read your contract. It's in the fine print at the bottom of page 427. This is your only warning, GDF.
but but, you had already stomped them into jelly,.. and I fell asleep at halftime, so technically it wasn't while watching LSU football, thus no violation
Special thanks to Joe for letting me punt once to get credit for playing in the game since holders aren’t people. https://twitter.com/ZVR09/status/1211096169499238400?s=19
You must be a trial lawyer when you're not watching CFB. I'll accept your "explanation" but would recommend in the strongest terms, in the future, that you set an alarm to awaken you for the second half.
After review, the call stands. I sentence the defendant Giant Duck Fan to have each arm and each leg tied to a horse, the horses then to be set about in opposite directions until such time as the defendant may be pronounced dead.
