I know y'all have a bun in the oven and this doesn't apply to you. But every time I hear of a guy marrying a woman with kids, it reminds me of a friend of mine from years ago. He married a girl with two kids. His dad said he was too lazy to have his own damn family! ok, back to odd nasty places.......
Naw, that would be sick.... just bent her over a Bud keg (she kept saying, "it's cold, it's cold....no, nevermind, it's not....) ldskule:
On I-80 near the California-Nevada border "heading" east (cough), about 65mph, tough to see over her shoulder. I have to admit, I was so worried about crashing my car that it was probably one of my longest sober performances. The girl...married her. She's having our third girl in five weeks. :grin:
I've thought about it and have determined I'm some sort of an exibitionist. The ice room on the 15th floor of the New Orleans Marriot during Bacchas. The dance floor (after hours) of a night club I used to bartend. Yes the lights and music were blaring. Also an outside, very open storage area we used to store stages for bands. I bet 2 dozen people walked by during that one and never looked in. A house under construction just off Siegan right before Highland. My gf lived in the neighborhood so we walked to the house and christened the upsairs balcony. The parking lot of Albertsons in Hammond as friends went in to buy beer. Once southbound on I-49 between Shreveport and Alexandria and on another on Airline northbound near the Woman's hospital. In a vacant lot in front of the Baton Rouge Water Works. We didn't even try to hide. We just threw a blanket on the gound next to the street. A nature trail near Golden Gate State Park in San Francisco. The captains seat in the cockpit of a 727. It was on the ground.
behind that little building on the opposite side of the street of Texas Club in Baton Rouge when everyone was leaving the bar, I was still going to town with people walking by laughing and pointing!
Another one back when I was a lad....I worked at McDonald's. We did it in the balls of the playground after we closed. Got busted by my manager.
Thats it, I've heard the stories of heroin needles, snakes, and all sorts of other stuff in those ball pits but this is the last straw. My kids will NEVER play in those things again. :lol:
