i was taught as a child he came through canada, but at the council of nicea many clausian scholars say it is siberia. of course there are revisionist rudolphians who claim we should say 20 hail rudolphs a day and that santa lives in the south pole. i consulted the books on santa and santa apparently contradicts himself so it is a matter of interpretation. but if you follow the golden rule, you will be ok, santa mostly cares about your naughty/nice factor. much like jesus.
Ok Martin, tell me, which country DOES Santa Claus visit first? If it ain't the good old USofA and my house especially, I'm gonna be real pissed cause that would mean all the GOOD presents are gone before he gets to me! LOL
yes it is your house. santaianity allows that to be true from your perspective because of the lack of facts, anything you want to be true can be true. and to the naysayers, if santa doesnt exist, then where did all the planets come from? you arent gonna claim they randomly are in perfect orbit? and when i consider marvelously complex things like the human brain i know there was an intelligent creator, that proves santa exists! i have seen may toys in my day, and i know for damn sure something intelligent made them. these non-believers, i dunno how they can live, thinking that there is nothing, that no presents will be given by santa. you should believe in santa just to be sure you don't miss out on presents. a life without santa must be a barren and sad existence. therefore santa is true. warning: belittle my blind faith for santa and i wil be pissed.
We St. Nickians, the one true voice of the Holy Trinity of Clausism, know that the Trinity of Claus includes Santa, who does indeed live at the North Pole, his redneck brother Bubba Claus who lives at the South Pole and their Latino cousin Jose Claus, who lives at the equator. The practice of Rudolphianism is blasphemy. A little known fact is that Rudolph is the Anti Santa. His nose does not emit a steady glow but in fact blinks 666 times per second.
Excellent point Col. Two very good examples of this are Christmas and All Saints Day. Alll evidence points to Jesus being born in Spring but we celebrate it in December. The original feast on Dec. 25 was the pagan celebration of the winter solstice, I believe. In order to win the pagans over , the church adopted their feast day. Also All Saints day follows Halloween which was also a pagan holiday. So, does the Church bend things to fit it's agenda or what?
halloween.....samhain???? festival of the dead? halloween is a great movie. that Michael Meyers is a scary mofo. (mesquite tiger--lightening up your serious world from time to time...ENJOY)
Like most powerful religious and spiritual leaders, Santa Claus is notorious for his philandering and sexual prowess. How do I know? I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus. If my Dad catches up to him his chestnuts will be roasting on an open fire and Bells will be ringing with sad sad news. That should rock his Jingle Bells. Do you realize that the whole toys for everybody thing is just a cover for Santa's international cocaine smuggling? Let it Snow, Let it Snow Let it Snow. What the hell do you think Santa is thinking about when he is Dreaming of a White Christmas? Santa's brother Bubba Claus runs the family's international prostitution business from the South Pole. Have you heard the Billy Idol song "With a Rebel yell he cries Ho, Ho, Ho?" Anybody who dares to talk about their business will be converted from a baritone to a Soprano.
Damnit, I'll never believe anything my mama tells me again!! Guess I'll go get me a big onion burger and drown my sorrows!! And from your earlier post, it ain't no wonder the other reindeer wouldn't let poor Rudolph come out to play.
you should probably only restrict your disbelief of your mother to things she says that involve magic. the burger idea sounds good.
