Norris Volunteers To Lead Texas Revolution

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  1. mctiger

    mctiger RIP, and thanks for the music Staff Member

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    Chuck Norris could secure any border with a leaping roundhouse kick from the front steps of the Governor's Mansion.
     
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  2. BAY0U BENGAL

    BAY0U BENGAL I'm a Chinese Bandit

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    That's because Chuck Norris lives in a round house. And he can blow bubbles with beef jerky.
     
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