"Normal" Barbie will have Acne, Stretch Marks & Cellulite

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  1. Bengal B

    Bengal B Founding Member

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    Ken might be a weenie but I don't think he is gay. Do you remember the commercial a few years ago where GI Joe is racing around in a little car through chair and table legs with Van Halen's You Really Got Me Now blaring? Joe pulls up to a house and when Barbie gets in the car with him the camera cuts to Ken with his preppy sweater tied around his neck on the balcony and just when the part of the song where it say OHHH NOOOO! there is a very anguished look on Ken's face. If he was gay why would he care unless he had a thing for GI Joe?
     
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    red55 curmudgeon Staff Member

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  3. Bengal B

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    Most definitely gay
     
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    LSUTiga TF Pubic Relations

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    I'd watch.
     
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    LSUTiga TF Pubic Relations

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    Well a barbie with acne, stretch marks, and cellulite means they got married.
     
  6. uscvball

    uscvball Founding Member

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    Or it could just be 12-year old slut gump barbie.
     
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    Barbie's shoes didn't match her outfit. Ken was a twink.
     
  8. Bengal B

    Bengal B Founding Member

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    Still could be married if she lives in Arkansas or West Virginia
     
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    A Les Miles Barbie. All she can do is run!
     
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    There are no words ! And I went to the Naval Academy!
     

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