"Normal" Barbie will have Acne, Stretch Marks & Cellulite

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  1. uscvball

    uscvball Founding Member

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    Tranny barbie....complete with a mini-snap on tool. Monica barbie with a blue dress. Kiffin barbie with an orange dress and mini pads.
     
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    CajunlostinCali Booger Eatin Moron

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    I'm holding out for amputee barbie. Discounted, of course.
     
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  3. Bengal B

    Bengal B Founding Member

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    Kardashian Barbi with a big butt and can take selfies
     
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  4. uscvball

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    NFL barbie with a black eye...maybe a portable elevator.
     
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    red55 curmudgeon Staff Member

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    Hippie chick Barbie, Precocious Grad Student Barbie, and Rich Empty Nest Barbie probably wouldn't sell would they?
     
  6. uscvball

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    Why not? Goldigger barbie too.
     
  7. Bengal B

    Bengal B Founding Member

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    Don't they already have one? Isn't Ken rich?
     
  8. uscvball

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    How about Cosby barbie....a cocktail, a pill, and a rape kit.
     
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    Barbie was Ken's beard. He's a homosexual who has had 40 different occupations and a more extensive wardrobe than babs.
     
  10. Bengal B

    Bengal B Founding Member

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    Roll Tide Barbie - comes with a complete houndstooth wardrobe.
     
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