Next celebrity death

Discussion in 'New Roundtable' started by islstl, Aug 2, 2009.

  1. red55

    red55 curmudgeon Staff Member

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    I suspect that this would not be public if there was a private squabble going on. Pitt has an image to maintain, too. I'll bet you a six-pack of Mexican beer he is there in 15 months.
     
  2. plotalot

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    She's also got enough coin and access to the best plastic surgeons to get an awesome replacement pair. The question is whether Brad Pitt too vane to accept anything other than real tatas or not.
     
  3. tigerchick46

    tigerchick46 Quick Learner

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    I like love it, done!

    Maybe it's a total double reverse Jedi Mind trick by Jolie, she KNOWS he will leave her, she'll be playing the wounded little deer role with a house full of orphans and she will have a new 24 year old BF to completely dominate by Christmas 2015.......I'm telling you she's a seductress to be reckoned with.
     
  4. red55

    red55 curmudgeon Staff Member

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    I have a former colleague who PAID for his already heavily-hootered girlfriend to have a breast enlargement operation. Some folks just prefer plastic balloons.
     
  5. tigerchick46

    tigerchick46 Quick Learner

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    No man is too vane to not accept the saline/silicone fun bags......you all talk a big game like you don't like them and then we hear the story 3 weeks later of how you were at the strip club with your face between them.
     
  6. tigerchick46

    tigerchick46 Quick Learner

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    Hilarious.....
     
  7. red55

    red55 curmudgeon Staff Member

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    Wrong. They are like the bumper guards on a '57 Chevy. Rock hard and defies gravity.

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    martin, maybe. I'm not into pert, I'm into pendulous.
     
  8. tigerchick46

    tigerchick46 Quick Learner

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    Oh I see, like ones that yank the wrinkles out her face when you unhook her bra?
     
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  9. Contained Chaos

    Contained Chaos Don't we all?

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    Exactly. I dated two girls with implants, and I do not like them. They feel like tires, and they do not hold-up over time. They start stretching out the skin where the fake boob connects to the original skin. They also don't shake, and that's just wrong.
     
  10. mctiger

    mctiger RIP, and thanks for the music Staff Member

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    (In Larry the Cable Guy's voice) That's funny right there, I don't care who you are.
     
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