My apologies....I didn't realize I had to gain some "Posting cred" before looking for some help! I had not been to this forum before this little venture....please accept my most sincere apology. I am however part of an email group that got the same letter posted here. Your precious forum will not be disturbed again. :thumb:
Jam sammich: Take two slices of bread and jam them together. Wash down with beer. Okay folks, send me some money :thumb:
Build a fire, then hand out some sticks and some bags of marshmellows. For extra money I'll tell you how to use the same sticks to roast weiners.
Here is another one that might be a little more complicated than some of the other recipes but you don't have to be a Cordon Bleu chef to master this: 1. Buy enough ground beef to serve everybody who will be there. 2. Hand form the ground beef into patties 3. Place the patties on a heated grill, either gas or charcoal 4. Flip patties when half cooked. 5. Remove patties when done and place on a platter 6. Place platter on a table along with pickles, onions, lettuce, tomatoes, salt and pepper, Mayo, mustard, ketchup and buns. 7. Let everybody make their own burgers to taste This is a recipe that goes great with either beer or soft drinks
I TRIED THIS AND BURNT MY HAND PICKING UP THE BURGERS. FURTHERMORE, WHEN I PLACE A LETTUCE AND THOSE OTHER ROUND ITEMS ON THE BUN THEY ROLL OFF OR WILL NOT FIT. THIS IS A TOTALLY WORTHLESS RECIPE AND I ADVISE EVERYONE TO AVOID IT. Except for the beer part, that is. I tried several + before trying the burger thing and I was very pleased.:thumb: Now that jam sandwich, I made that with no problem.
Maybe you really do have to be a professional chef to understand how to grill and serve hamburgers Sorry about your hand injury. Feel free to contact my attornies at the law firm of Sueman and Shyster and if your litigation prevails they will send you a check after dragging your case through the courts for 8 or 9 years. (note: the expression of "sorry for your hand injury" is not to be construed as an admission of guilt nor an acknowledgement that any alleged injury actually occured; but rather as a general message of sympathy and pertaining to no one other than the original responder to responder the post. Any and all other claims must be pursued separately.")
