This guy was sitting by himself at the beach, his friend went over and asked why he looked so depressed. "It's women,.. they just aren't interested in me". The friend said, "I know a little trick,.. put a potato in your swim trunks and that'll make the women notice you". Later his friend saw the guy all alone again and went over to ask why,.. " I did what you said, but it just didn't help, they like me even less than before". The guy looked at him and said, "I see the problem, you're supposed to put the potato in the front".