New Joke Thread

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  1. GiantDuckFan

    GiantDuckFan O the Joy

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    School Counselor: "Eric, where do you see yourself in five years ?"
    Eric: takes out his iPhone,.. "Siri, where do I see myself in five years ?"
     
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  2. Bengal B

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    This morning I went to Dennys for breakfast. I asked the waiter for a number one and he came over and peed on me.
     
  3. Bengal B

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    Elephant to Camel - Why are your breasts on your back? - Camel - That's an inappropriate question from somebody whose dick is on his face.
     
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    Q. What is the one food that causes women to lose their sex drive?

    A. Wedding cake
     
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    Hiyoooooooooah!
     
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