New Joke Thread

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  1. Bengal B

    Bengal B Founding Member

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  2. HalloweenRun

    HalloweenRun I'll try to be nicer, if you try to be smarter!

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    Saw this on FB today and thought it was funny
     
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    HalloweenRun I'll try to be nicer, if you try to be smarter!

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    I met an older woman at a bar last night. She looked pretty good for a 60+year-old. In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking she probably had a really hot daughter.

    We drank a couple of beers, and she asked if I'd ever had a Sportsman's Double?

    'What's that I asked? It's a mother and daughter threesome,' she said. As my mind began to embrace the idea, and I wondered what her daughter might look like, I said, 'No, I haven't.'

    We drank a bit more, then she said with a wink, 'tonight's your lucky night.'

    We went back to her place. We walked in. She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs: 'Mom...you still awake?'
     
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  4. Bengal B

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    I ate at that new Japanese soul food restaurant the other night. It was called Ninja Please. Had the Yo Mammy Platter.
     
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    Now thats funny right there
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    Boudreaux brung his wife to da doctor yesterday she was having some pain in her chest. After da doctor come from his examination of her he told Boudreaux "mais you wife has acute angina" and Boudreaux replies "I know and she have a cute butt too".
     
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    shane0911 Helping lost idiots find their village Staff Member

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    A tough looking group of bikers were riding when they saw a girl about to jump off a bridge, so they stopped. The leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says, “What are you doing?”

    “I’m going to commit suicide,” she says.

    While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn’t want to miss an opportunity. He asked “Well, before you jump, why don’t you give me a kiss?” So, she does and it was a long, deep lingering kiss.

    After she’s finished, the biker says, “Wow! That was the best Kiss I have ever had. That’s a real talent you are wasting. You could be famous. Why are you committing suicide?”

    “My parents don’t like me dressing up like a girl……

    Was she pushed or did she jump?
     
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    GiantDuckFan O the Joy

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    not really a joke, but cracked me up
     
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    Last night I took my girlfriend to a nice restaurant. Then she got mad when the waitress brought our order to the wrong car.
     
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    I was going to work for Apple but now there's no Jobs.
     

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