An older gentleman walks into a bar in Tuscaloosa, Alabama just off the UofA campus and orders a beer. The alpha male gump looks over the stranger, walks over and says,"Its obvious you're not a student. What are you?" The man says,"I'm a taxidermist." "What's a taxidermist?" says the gump. "Do you drive a taxi?" The man says,"No, it means I mount animals." The gump raises his voice and says,"It's OK, boys, he's one of us! Roll Tide!"