A man contacts Dr. Phil, says he's got a problem that he needs help with. Dr. Phil asks him "So what's the problem?" The man says, "So I was taking care of a few things in my bedroom last week and as I peered out of my second story window I happened to notice that my next door neighbor's 18 year old daughter was sunbathing in the nude." "Naturally, I found this exciting and decided to take matters in my own hand, to coin a phrase. As I began to reach the inevitable finale, I noticed out of the corner of my eye that my wife was standing in the doorway watching me, with her arms crossed, and she was shooting me an angry glare." Dr. Phil asks, "So, what's the issue sir?" The man says, "It's about my wife. Is she a pervert?"