New Joke Thread ... it's time for one

Discussion in 'New Roundtable' started by red55, Dec 13, 2006.

  1. Pennsylvania

    Pennsylvania Go easy on me

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    Oh my tigerchick! That's disappointing! That one is already weeks old!
     
  2. PurpleBlood8

    PurpleBlood8 Freshman

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    Hey Okie!!! It's Emma! KyleK's daughter!! :)
    Not quite sure how this whole thing works yet, but I'm learning!! :)
    :geaux:
     
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  3. KyleK

    KyleK Who, me? Staff Member

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    Hey my baby girl!

    Everybody, let me introduce you to my 13 year old Tiger Fan daughter. Be nice!
     
  4. OkieTigerTK

    OkieTigerTK Tornado Alley

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    Emma! Hey theree chickadee! What a pleasant surprise seeing you post. I'm honored for for the shout out. And I know you will learn quick.
     
  5. red55

    red55 curmudgeon Staff Member

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    So I was talking to my 13 year old friend online . . . and out of nowhere she told me she was an FBI agent. How cool is that?! :grin:
     
  6. KyleK

    KyleK Who, me? Staff Member

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    lol

    Not sure I love her name she picked for herself, but I get the sentiment. Love that little gal.
     
  7. "Hurricane"

    "Hurricane" Founding Member

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    All these jokes are great and all, but I've got the best one...

    Bobby Petrino
     
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  8. southerntgr

    southerntgr Veteran Member

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    Last year when Auburn beat Bama, some Bama fan tried to hang himself from Saban's statue. It didn't work, the life-sized statue was too short.

    This year when Bama kicked Auburn's a$$, Auburn fans tried to hang themselves from two dead trees usng toilet paper. It didn't work. They used single-ply!
     
  9. Tiger in TX

    Tiger in TX Quack

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    :thumb:
     
  10. Luv4LSU

    Luv4LSU Founding Member

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    Harley and Vaseline

    oldie ...but goodie!

    Joe wanted to buy a motorcycle. He doesn't have much luck, until one day, he comes across a Harley with a 'for sale' sign on it.

    The bike seems even better than a new one, although it is 10 years old. It's shiny and in absolute mint condition.

    He immediately buys it and asks the seller how he kept it in such great condition for 10 years.

    'Well, it's quite simple really,' says the seller, 'whenever the bike is outside and it's gonna rain, rub Vaseline on the chrome. It protects it from the rain.' (true story)

    And he hands Joe a jar of Vaseline.

    That night, his girlfriend, Sandra, invites him over to meet her parents. Naturally,they take the bike there.

    But just before they enter the house, Sandra stops him and says, 'I have to tell you something about my family before we go in.'

    'When we eat dinner, we don't talk. In fact, the first person who says anything during dinner has to do the dishes.'

    'No problem,' he says.. And in they go.

    Joe is shocked. Right smack in the middle of the living room is a huge stack of dirty dishes.

    In the kitchen is another huge stack of dishes. Piled up on the stairs, in the corridor, everywhere he looks. Dirty dishes.

    They sit down to dinner, and sure enough, no one says a word.

    As dinner progresses, Joe decides to take advantage of the situation.

    So he leans over and kisses Sandra.

    No one says a word.

    So he reaches over and fondles her breasts.

    Still, nobody says a word. So he stands up, grabs her, rips her clothes off, throws her on the table and screws her, right there in front of her parents.

    His girlfriend is a little flustered, her dad is obviously livid and her mom horrified when he sits back down, but no one says a word.

    He looks at her mom.

    'She's got a great body,' he thinks.

    So he grabs the mom, bends her over the dinner table, pulls down her panties, and screws her every which way but loose right there on the dinner table.


    After she has a big orgasm, he sits down again.

    Now his girlfriend is furious and her dad is boiling, the Mom is pleasantly beaming. But still.... Total silence.

    All of a sudden there is a loud clap of thunder, and it starts to rain.

    Joe remembers his bike, so he pulls the jar of Vaseline from his pocket.

    Suddenly the father shouted. 'I'll do the f**kin' dishes!!'


    :hihi:
     
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